The Most Serene State of The Land of Apples is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by MNOEC with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.783 billion Applesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Core. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Applesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,016 trillion Seeds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,622 Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", and being MNOEC has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Land of Apples's national animal is the Bloody Apple, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Land of Apples is ranked 274,159^th in the world and 10,529^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,967.97 Standard Monetary Units.